“Anatomy of a Floor Gremlin” Hoodie
Slip into a cozy hoodie that understands the ancient pain of stepping on a tiny plastic brick at 2 a.m. This mid-weight sweatshirt features a small, colorful chest illustration labeled “Anatomy of a Floor LEGO Gremlin” — a cheeky diagram breaking down that infamous block’s traits: minimal surface area, maximum pain output, and perfect nighttime ambush alignment. It’s equal parts science joke, maker humor, and public safety announcement for anyone with minis, bricks, or hobby pieces scattered across the floor.
It feels lived-in from the first wear—soft, warm, and just a little mischievous. Wear it during late-night build sessions, while picking up “just one more” set of tiny parts, or on coffee runs when you’re still half-asleep from last night’s ambush. The fit is classic and roomy enough to layer, with a kangaroo pouch to keep your hands warm and a double-lined hood that holds its shape. Thoughtful manufacturing practices and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean you get something that feels good and is made with care, while the print-friendly fabric lets the artwork stay crisp and vibrant.
For adults who build, design, parent, or simply navigate treacherous living-room battlefields, this is the sweatshirt that settles over your shoulders and quietly says: watch your step.
Pull it on, tiptoe carefully, and show the world you’ve survived the Floor Gremlin.

Product features
- Lined two-piece hood for extra warmth and structure
- Relaxed dropped-shoulder cut for easy movement
- Large pouch pocket for hands or quick storage
- Midweight 8.4 oz fabric: soft 80% ring-spun cotton/20% polyester (varies by color)
- OEKO-TEX, FLA and WRAP-certified — sustainably and ethically produced

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean