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“Meteor? Never Heard of Her.” Dino T-Shirt Funny Unisex Jurassic T-Shirt
When life feels a little apocalyptic, channel this purple triceratops who is absolutely unbothered. This funny dinosaur meteor t-shirt shows a cute cartoon dino chilling in a beach chair with a fruity drink while a blazing meteor streaks across the sky. The caption says it all: “Meteor? Never heard of her.”
It’s perfect if you love nerdy extinction jokes, cozy catastrophe memes, or you just identify as “vibes only, consequences later.” Wear this cute triceratops graphic tee to game night, comic cons, science museums, or while doomscrolling your way through another era.
Designed by Brandon and available exclusively on LevelUpBrandon.com, this funny prehistoric Jurassic Park/ World Evolution gamer shirt makes an awesome gift for dino fans, geology majors, and anyone whose coping mechanism is humor and snacks.

Pair it with jeans, joggers, or pajama pants and confidently ignore the flaming rock in the sky—fashionably.
Product Features
52% Cotton 48% Polyester (Heather blends) — lightweight (4.2 oz) and breathable
Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and a neat fit
Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
Durable, detailed print using DTF/DTG methods
REACH certified; manufactured under humane, sustainable practices
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry on low heat
Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat
Do not dry clean