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A Skele-Ton of Fun



Sheila's LEGO World Season 2: Episode 2


In the colorful and expansive LEGO World, a new city was emerging. A group of industrious LEGO citizens came together to build a new Ivory City, their dream metropolis where architectural wonders and quirky adventures awaited.


Sheila, a paleontologist who also loved architecture, had laid the foundations for the Ivory Tower, her new home. Rosie, the pragmatic and logical LEGO robot who served as Sheila's maid, joined Collie Flower, a teenage LEGO citizen who suffers from from a fear of EVERYTHING, in a heated debate over the architectural style of the Ivory Tower.


Rosie: Collie Flower, I must say, the proposed design for the Ivory Tower is a magnificent example of neoclassical architecture, incorporating modern materials and sustainability principles.


Collie Flower: (Nervously) Uh, Rosie, I don't know. I mean, neoclassical is cool and all, but what if it... you know, attracts ghosts or something? All those columns and fancy decorations seem like the perfect place for spooky stuff to hide!


Rosie: Collie, your concern is noted, but there is no scientific evidence to support the existence of ghosts. The focus should be on the tower's aesthetics, functionality, and its positive impact on Ivory City's skyline.


Collie Flower: But, Rosie, have you ever considered... Gothic architecture? You know, like dark, brooding towers with gargoyles and stuff. I mean, if we're gonna have ghosts anyway, we might as well embrace it, right?


Rosie: Collie, once again, ghosts are not a valid argument. Besides, Gothic architecture, while visually striking, may not align with the bright and modern image that Ivory City aspires to.


Collie Flower: (Shivering) Fine, but can we at least add some safety features? You know, like anti-ghost security systems or something? Just in case...


Rosie: (Amused) While I maintain that ghosts are not a concern, I can assure you that the Ivory Tower will be equipped with state-of-the-art security systems for the well-being of its occupants. There will be no need to fear any paranormal activity.


Collie Flower: (Sighs) Okay, I guess neoclassical it is. But if I see even one ghost, Rosie, I'm holding you responsible!


Rosie: Your concerns are duly noted, Collie. Now, let us proceed with the Ivory Tower project and help shape the future of Ivory City, ghosts or no ghosts.


Elsewhere in the city, LEGO Agents Chase and Trace, a comical duo, were securing the city from possible trouble with LEGO skeletons and trolls. Agent Chase, self-important and not very smart, came up with grandiose plans, while Agent Trace, intelligent and pragmatic, tried to keep him in check.


Agent Chase: (grinning confidently) Agent Trace, I've got it! The ultimate plan to secure Ivory City from any pesky villains or dangerous foes.


Agent Trace: (rolling her eyes) Alright, Chase, let's hear this "ultimate plan" of yours.


Agent Chase: We'll construct a massive LEGO wall around the entire city, topped with electrified wire. Nothing can get in or out!


Agent Trace: (sarcastically) Oh, perfect. That won't hinder our own operations at all. And what if they climb the wall, genius?


Agent Chase: Hah! That's where my second brilliant idea comes in. We'll install a moat filled with alligators and laser-shooting sharks!


Agent Trace: (smirking) I can see the headlines now, "LEGO Alligators and Sharks Turn on Ivory City Citizens, Causing Mayhem."


Agent Chase: Fine, fine. How about we recruit a team of super-powered LEGO heroes to defend the city? They'd have amazing abilities, like... uh, super strength and... the power of flight!


Agent Trace: Because, as we all know, super-powered LEGO heroes are just lying around waiting for us to recruit them. Besides, that would put us out of a job.


Agent Chase: (scratching his head) Okay, okay, I've got one last idea. We disguise ourselves as skeletons and trolls, infiltrate their ranks, and sabotage their operations from the inside! Ahhh dang it. Wardrobe, you gave me Agent Trace’s hair. CUT!


Agent Trace: (raising an eyebrow) As much as I'd love to see you in a troll costume, Chase, I think we're better off sticking to surveillance, strategy, and working together as a team. We've always managed to keep Ivory City safe that way. Well… mostly until it was utterly decimated by Dr. Inferno and his fiendish villain companions. Hey, shouldn’t we be more angry with Gyzelle?


Agent Chase: (defeated) Fine, we'll do it your way. But I'm keeping the troll costume idea in my back pocket, just in case.


Barbara and One-Eyed-Willy, LEGO pirates running a pirate-Mexican fusion restaurant, La Pirata Loca, were scouting locations by the waterfront to rebuild their famous eatery, which had been destroyed by Dr. Inferno and the other villains.


One-Eyed-Willy: Arr, me hearty, it be time to reopen our beloved La Pirata Loca! Dr. Inferno may have burned it to the ground, but he can't keep these salty sea dogs down!


Barbara: Aye, Willy, but it won't be easy, especially with some potential new foes in this world. We'll need to rebuild our ship and gather new recipes for our pirate-Mexican fusion dishes.


One-Eyed-Willy: Shiver me timbers! Ye be right, Barbara. Me favorite dish, the "Treasure Chest Taco," must make a comeback, but this time with even more secret spices!


Barbara: And what about our famous "Pirate's Plunder Quesadillas?" We can't forget those, or our customers will make us walk the plank!


One-Eyed-Willy: Arr, that be true! We must also enlist the help of our trusty pet dolphin, Squishie, to find the freshest ingredients for our "Buccaneer's Burritos."


Barbara: Aye, but how do we make sure what ever foes are lurking in the shadows of this new world won’t ruin our restaurant. Perhaps we need to set up some pirate-style defenses around La Pirata Loca.


One-Eyed-Willy: Great idea, me love! We'll surround our restaurant with cannons, and if Dr. Inferno and the other villains show their sorry faces, we'll blast him back to Davy Jones' locker!


Barbara: And we could train Squishie to be our secret weapon – a dolphin spy that'll keep an eye out for any villainous activities.


One-Eyed-Willy: Arr, I like the cut of your jib, Barbara! With our pirate skills, culinary prowess, and Squishie's sharp eyes, La Pirata Loca will be the talk of the Seven Seas once more!


Barbara: That's the spirit, Willy! Now let's set sail and rebuild our pirate paradise.


Gyzelle, a devious and cunning character, along with her pet rat Chevallier, started searching for a place to rebuild their home, the Tower Noir. Chevallier, annoyed with Gyzelle's attitude, reluctantly obeyed her commands while dreaming of his noble past and his great family and his father King Whiskerius the Third of the Cheesedom of Rodentia.


Gyzelle: (looking around) Ugh, Chevallier, I can't find a suitable location for my Tower Noir anywhere. These bright, cheerful spots are giving me a headache.


Chevallier: (rolling his eyes) Well, ma chère Gyzelle, perhaps if you allowed a bit of color into your life, you wouldn't be so... how you say... grumpy?


Gyzelle: (snapping) Color is for the weak. Now, help me find the perfect spot to cast a permanent shadow over this insufferably vibrant city.

Chevallier: (sighing) Ah, bien sûr. How about near the Ivory Tower? Your dark and imposing tower would create a striking contrast, non?


Gyzelle: As much as I despise the idea of being neighbors with those irritating LEGO citizens, I must admit, the thought of casting a shadow over their precious Ivory Tower brings me great joy.


Chevallier: (muttering) Quelle surprise...


Gyzelle: What was that, Chevallier?


Chevallier: Oh, rien, madame. Just wondering if I should order some brie or camembert for the housewarming party.


Gyzelle: (sneering) Your sarcasm is not amusing. Now, let's go stake our claim and make sure the entire city knows that Gyzelle—with a "Y"—is here to stay!


Chevallier: (reluctantly) Oui, ma reine. Lead the way to our new home.

As Gyzelle and Chevallier approach the site near the Ivory Tower, Gyzelle revels in the idea of overshadowing the cheerful surroundings.


Gyzelle: Imagine, Chevallier, the darkness that will envelop this city once my Tower Noir is complete. It'll be the talk of the town!


Chevallier: (sarcastically) Yes, because nothing says "welcome to the neighborhood" like a dark and sinister tower, madame.


Gyzelle: Exactly, you finally understand! Now, let's get started on building our new empire. Summon the skeleton slaves and make sure they work day and night.


Chevallier: (groaning) Very well. But may I suggest, ma chère Gyzelle, that perhaps having a little, how you say, compromise with the residents of Ivory City might make things more... pleasant for everyone?


Gyzelle: (snorting) Compromise? What do you take me for, a commoner? No, Chevallier, I am royalty, and royalty does not compromise. Besides, a little fear and darkness never hurt anyone.


Chevallier: (sighing) Oui, ma reine. Fear and darkness it is.


As they set off to build the Tower Noir, Gyzelle is delighted by the prospect of spreading her gothic influence throughout Ivory City, while Chevallier reluctantly follows, dreaming of a life filled with cheese and camaraderie.


As Ivory City grew, Rosie and Collie Flower continued to bicker about where new roads should be constructed, with Rosie emphasizing practicality and Collie Flower focusing on potential dangers.


Rosie: Greetings, Collie Flower! I have calculated the optimal route for a new road in Ivory City. It should pass through this central area, maximizing efficiency and connectivity.


Collie Flower: Oh, I don't know, Rosie... What if there are, like, hidden dangers there? You know, like spiders or earthquakes or something?


Rosie: Collie, fear not! My calculations account for geological stability and the native fauna. The chosen route is both safe and advantageous for our city's growth.


Collie Flower: But, uh, what about the noise pollution? It'll be, like, super loud, right? And what if it brings all these new, scary people to our city?


Rosie: Rest assured, Collie. Noise pollution will be minimal due to modern construction techniques. Furthermore, an influx of new individuals will contribute to the city's development, and we will have the opportunity to meet many fascinating and diverse people.


Collie Flower: Okay, sure, but what if there's a hidden underground river or something? We don't wanna, like, flood our city, do we?


Rosie: I appreciate your concern, Collie. However, extensive geological surveys were conducted before selecting the road's placement. There is no evidence of an underground river or other hidden hazards.


Collie Flower: Well... what if, like, aliens come to invade our city and they use the road to navigate and stuff? You can't calculate that, right?


Rosie: While I cannot predict the actions of hypothetical extraterrestrial beings, I assure you that our road will benefit the city's residents far more than it could potentially aid hypothetical invaders. It is statistically more rational to focus on the tangible advantages of a well-planned road.


Collie Flower: Ugh, fine! But promise me you'll, like, look out for any potential dangers, okay? I just want our city to be safe and peaceful.


Rosie: I understand your concerns, Collie Flower. I promise to remain vigilant for any unforeseen dangers and take necessary precautions to ensure the safety and well-being of Ivory City's inhabitants. Together, we will make this city a better place for everyone.




During their security rounds, Agent Trace and Agent Chase stumbled upon a group of LEGO skeletons, discussing their sinister plans to terrorize the citizens of Ivory City.


Bones McCoy: Arright, me bony brethren, let's gather 'round and put our skulls together for this frightful escapade in Ivory City!


Jon Bone Jovie: Aye, McCoy! We'll have those citizens shaking in their boots like they've got a bad case of rigor mortis!


Bones McCoy: (Cackling) Excellent! I was thinking we could start by playing "Musical Tombstones" in the city square. They'll be so spooked, they won't know what's hit 'em!


Jon Bone Jovie: Ha, I love it! And how about we throw in some synchronized "skeleton break-dancing"? We'll call it... The Bone Breaker!


Bones McCoy: Oh, that's a wicked idea, Jon! We'll really rattle their cages, and their funny bones!


Skeleton 3: Don't forget the "Macabre Mariachi" performance! Nothing like a spooky serenade to chill them to the bone!


Jon Bone Jovie: We'll be like the "Grateful Dead" come to life... or, well, undeath, in our case!


Bones McCoy: And as the pièce de résistance, we'll replace all their morning coffee with a special "Skeleton Brew" – made from the finest graveyard dirt and bone meal!


Skeleton 4: That'll make them jitter to their bones without caffeine!


Jon Bone Jovie: I can see the headlines now: "City Terrorized by Skeleton Puns and Pranks!" We'll be immortalized, mates!


Bones McCoy: Oh, we're going to have a skele-ton of fun tonight, lads! They'll remember the night the bony brigade took over Ivory City!


Skeleton 5: Agreed, but let's bone up on our escape plan too, in case those LEGO Agents come after us.


Bones McCoy: Fear not! We'll just slip through their fingers like the calcium-deficient phantoms we are! Now let's get out there and show them a real "skeleton crew" in action!


Realizing the impending threat, the agents began plotting their defense.


Agent Chase: Agent Trace, did you hear those skeletons? They're planning to terrorize Ivory City tonight! Fear not, for I have the perfect plan! I'll disguise myself as the world's largest nightlight, and they won't dare come near me!


Agent Trace: (Rolling her eyes) Oh, great. Because nothing says "fear me" like a giant nightlight. Chase, we need a real plan, not another one of your half-baked schemes.


Agent Chase: Fine, then! What if we... oh, I know! We'll dress up like giant pillows and ambush them when they least expect it!


Agent Trace: (Sighs) Seriously, Chase? Pillows? We need to outsmart them, not confuse them with an impromptu slumber party. Let's gather intel on their weaknesses and create a strategy to protect the citizens.


Agent Chase: Okay, okay. But what if we, like, lace the city's water supply with a secret anti-skeleton serum that makes them, uh, evaporate or something?


Agent Trace: (Smirking) That's... actually not the worst idea you've had, Chase. But we need something faster. Let's set up a perimeter around the city and use infrared sensors to detect them. We'll have the element of surprise on our side.


Agent Chase: Infrared sensors? Pfft! But think of the headlines, Trace: "Agents Save City Dressed as Giant Pillows!" We'd be legends!


Agent Trace: (Shaking her head) Focus, Chase. We need to act quickly and efficiently. We can save the pillow disguises for your next grandiose plan.


Agent Chase: OOOOh ! I know I know! We’ll dress everyone up like chickens so we can blend in with the local fauna.


Agent Trace: Brilliant. If it weren’t for those sunglasses… they’d have no idea you weren’t a chicken.


Agent Chase: (Grumbling) Fine, fine. Infrared sensors it is. But I'm telling you, one of these days, the world will see the brilliance of my pillow and chicken ideas.


Agent Trace: I'm sure they will, Chase. Now let's go set up that perimeter and show those skeletons they picked the wrong city to mess with.


Bones McCoy: Arright, me bony brethren, let's gather 'round and put our skulls together for this frightful escapade in Ivory City!


Jon Bone Jovie: Aye, McCoy! We'll have those citizens shaking in their boots like they've got a bad case of rigor mortis!


Bones McCoy: (Cackling) Excellent! I was thinking we could start by playing "Musical Tombstones" in the city square. They'll be so spooked, they won't know what's hit 'em!


Jon Bone Jovie: Ha, I love it! And how about we throw in some synchronized "skeleton break-dancing"? We'll call it... The Bone Breaker!

Bones McCoy: Oh, that's a wicked idea, Jon! We'll really rattle their cages, and their funny bones!


Skeleton 3: Don't forget the "Macabre Mariachi" performance! Nothing like a spooky serenade to chill them to the bone!


Jon Bone Jovie: We'll be like the "Grateful Dead" come to life... or, well, undeath, in our case!


Bones McCoy: And as the pièce de résistance, we'll replace all their morning coffee with a special "Skeleton Brew" – made from the finest graveyard dirt and bone meal!


Skeleton 4: That'll make them jitter to their bones without caffeine!


Jon Bone Jovie: I can see the headlines now: "City Terrorized by Skeleton Puns and Pranks!" We'll be immortalized, mates!


Bones McCoy: Oh, we're going to have a skele-ton of fun tonight, lads! They'll remember the night the bony brigade took over Ivory City!


Skeleton 5: Agreed, but let's bone up on our escape plan too, in case those LEGO Agents come after us.


Bones McCoy: Fear not! We'll just slip through their fingers like the calcium-deficient phantoms we are! Now let's get out there and show them a real "skeleton crew" in action!


As Ivory City took shape, Barbara and One-Eyed-Willy set up their restaurant by the harbor, much to the delight of Squishie and the locals. Gyzelle and Chevallier found a secluded spot to rebuild their Tower Noir, making sure to stay out of the LEGO agents' sight.


Rosie, Collie Flower, and Max settled on a city plan that balanced functionality and safety, allowing Ivory City to become an urban haven for its inhabitants.


As the sun dipped below the horizon, painting the sky in hues of orange and purple, a sense of unease began to sweep through Ivory City. The shadows lengthened, creeping across the streets and alleys like sinister tendrils. Unbeknownst to the citizens of this cheerful LEGO metropolis, an eerie gathering had started to form at the edge of the city.


Led by the infamous Bones McCoy and Jon Bone Jovie, a motley crew of LEGO skeletons emerged from their hidden lair, a crumbling crypt located deep within the treacherous Dark Woods. Clad in tattered rags and adorned with ghastly grins, they cackled and rattled their bones with excitement as they prepared for a night of terror.


Bones McCoy raised his skeletal arm, signaling the start of their macabre mission. "All right, me hearties," he rasped, "tonight we bring fear and fright to this pitiful, colorful city! Let's show them the true meaning of bone-chilling terror!"


Jon Bone Jovie, smirking wickedly, added, "We'll give them something to remember, a night they'll never forget! Let's rock their bones!"


With that, the LEGO skeletons dispersed throughout Ivory City, moving like sinister shadows on a moonless night. They slunk through the streets, hiding behind pillars and trees, waiting for the perfect moment to leap out and scare the unsuspecting citizens.


As the night wore on, spine-tingling screams echoed throughout the city, each followed by the sound of rattling bones and cackling laughter. LEGO citizens shivered in fear, watching their once-safe city transform into a realm of terror.


The LEGO skeletons delighted in the chaos they caused, reveling in the fear and panic that spread like wildfire. As the clock ticked toward midnight, their laughter mingled with the shrieks of terror, marking the beginning of a harrowing night in Ivory City.



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